Tuesday, November 6, 2007

I Hate Phoenix, Let Me Count the Ways

It's still reaching 94 degrees in NOVEMBER!

The only natural green is too dangerous to touch, it's a desert wasteland

We don't have an interesting accent

There is no culture

The state's claim to fame is a big hole in the ground

Chain stores dominate

It's so hot that pieces of cars start to melt

Southwest decorations abound

People still think the city is a ghost town with saloons and tumbleweeds

It keeps growing and growing full of old people

The sports teams almost always seem to disappoint

7 comments:

Gina Marie said...

Then move & quit whining

Kenneth said...

I agree completely, when I finish my degree I'm getting the Hell out of here. It is a shame that such a beautiful girl is in such an ugly-souless place.

- acheron2006@yahoo.com

Travis said...

Don't listen to Gina. She's just a meth-whore who's mad so many people hate her lair. Anyway, I agree with you completely as well. I'm not from here, but I kind of got stuck here against my will. As soon as I can get up enough money I'm out of this dump for good. Pleebs like Gina are just pissed because, like most trailer trash, they don't like the idea of people being free to express different oppinions from theirs. They fail and they know it, so they get defensive. If they truly believed Arizona was such a great place, they'd be confident and happy enough to let you voice your oppinion in peace. Good luck with everything!

Unknown said...

I agree with you. Not only does the heat suck, but this place is full of rude people. It bothers me because they are dumb and rude; as opposed to smart and rude. Graduation day cannot come soon enough. I will sell my house and everything i own-- and hitchhike back to the Midwest if i have to.

Charles said...

F___ Phoenix!

simplecookingwithdoris said...

I am from Michigan and I cannot wait to move back home next year! And as for having an interesting accent, let me tell you about that. As you would guess I have a very distinct Michigan accent and as soon as I start to talk here people hate me!!!! The accent is not all it is cracked up to be in this neck of the woods, people hate outsiders here!

btwixt said...

If you are planning on moving to Phoenix...DO NOT DO IT! I swear to God you will regret it. Turn back now or you will be making the biggest mistake of your entire life. It is an ungodly nasty hot shithole of despair.
You have been warned.