He wasn't named "Most Likely to be a Comedian" for nothing

In the past couple days Jimmy has come up with some good funnies…

---While watching a car ever-so-slowly change move into a turn lane:

“How are there so many horrible drivers… I mean they’re practicing all day long?”

---7:03 a.m. at an airport in Idaho (via text message)

“Bluetooths are quite possibly the most advanced science in the art of doucheness”